Kosta Kondiliopoulos

Graphics Guru



Sarcastic and hysterically funny, Kosta’s mind works very differently from anyone else’s. His sense of humor in every situation is beyond parallel. Kosta loves to write, complain, and stare at the phone
when it’s ringing.



What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Censored.  This answer contains scenes of nudity and has been declared inappropriate.


What is your greatest fear?

Death, definitely death... that, and public speaking… also spiders.
It’s a three-way tie, really.


What is your greatest extravagance?

Sometimes, when the wife and kids aren’t home, I leave the bathroom door open.


What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

I think they’re all pretty overrated. As long as you don’t **** or **** anyone, it’s all good. (censored in part)


On what occasion do you lie?

Whenever it’s necessary.


Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

I use “I” a lot and “the”. “what” is probably used a lot, too. “but” is another one. When I think about it, this is the stupidest  ****ing  question. (censored in part)


When and where were you happiest?

At my desk… right before I started answering these questions.


Which talent would you most like to have?

Any would be good.


What do you consider your greatest achievement?

I have never faked an ******.(Censored In part)


If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

Definitely a person.


What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Losing this file and having to answer this thing all over again.


What do you most value in your friends?

At the end of the day, the only thing my friends need to be is somewhat attractive to look at.


What is your greatest regret?

So far, I would have to say not telling anyone about that homeless man I ran over once. That and never going on a proper spring break when I was in college.


What is your motto?

“one in the hand is worth two in the bush.”


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